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What type of woman are you?
I am perfect
Be honest
I get more bad-tempered in the men's world
Taxi!
Son of a bitch!
I get more bad-tempered in the men's world
Friends and dreams are drifting further away
I envy you for doing what you love.
Seeing celebs every day.
Ms. Assistant Director!
That's why she quit her stable corporate job.
I envy her!
When's your debut?
Ms. Director!
Choi Bona! Choi Bona!
Friends and dreams are drifting further away
Hey! Stay still!
Choi Bona!
Do it right!
Sir, who the hell is this?!
Bona, come on.
What did I...
Are you that dense?
I'm sorry.
Gets picked on by men for no reason
Unadaptable, dense TYPE: DEFECTIVE
Is it cumbersome to live and work with men?
Wish to fulfill your dreams as a woman in the men's world?
Let me introduce you!
HOW TO USE GUYS WITH SECRET TIPS
Seung-jae's office - Entertainment Jin
Bona's office - Ryuk Production
Don't ever wake me up
Mira.
Hey, Mira.
Ms. Kim!
I said Times New Roman at 13 point.
This isn't your blog.
I thought Comic Sans would look prettier.
What's bothering you?
- This font's great. - Looks pretty
- Great idea. - Looks so good! Right?
Bona, you got something on your face.
Come on, smile for once!
Look here, she's radiating!
- Very bling bling. - Fresh meat!
They categorize women by breast size.
Sung-jae, what about prop list?
Director told me to prep for the pitch.
The pitch? He did?
Director Bong-ah Ryuk
He rose to fame with his avantgarde sanitary pad commercial.
That's 20 years ago.
You're sensational! Era of Crimson!
What now?
I worked my ass off for 5 years to come this far,
but you take a rookie to the pitch?
Don't tell me it's a guys thing.
Yes it is, the advertiser head is his military senior.
He's moe valuable to me than a smart AD.
No, that is different story. I stayed up all night for this
Doing the pitch with you?
This biz is all about style.
Look at your hair, like a mutt.
Exactly, if you ever let me go home, I'd wash it or something.
Okay!
Go home, and rest.
For good!
Pick me up at 6.
Make sure all the lights and monitors are off before leaving,
utilities are expensive.
?? A minor.
?? E minor.
?? A minor.
Ocean, seagulls, tramp it nicely!
Tramp it nicely!
Tramp it, tramp it!
Meticulously calculated pose,
5 expressions and a killer smile,
he's the top billing actor of the Agency upstairs.
Constantine!
Hey!
Constantine, Constantine!
It's nothing, my dog's not feeling well.
Constantine! Constantine! Easy, easy.
Think of something else.
We're ready to shoot!
Lee won't budge because he doesn't like the wardrobe.
What a load of shit.
He said he won't act barefoot.
So he doesn't want to get off of them?
Shoulda looked at the storyboard!
Let's change it.
What?
5 years ago
Hello director, I'm a new actor Lee Seung-jae.
This is for you.
26 yrs old, 175cm, 64kg
I'm not a director.
You'll be one soon.
One sec.
1, 2, 3, 4
Humbling era...
Can't end like this.
You don't know how I got here, I'll never give up.
I'll destroy you!
Leave me be, leave me alone!
He's such a good actor!
...he wanted to see me succeed...
I'm sorry.
His tears brought him a fortune and fame.
Lee Seung-jae fan club
The Shining Star of Asia Lee Seung-jae
Let's do it your way, it's no big deal.
But then the concept changes.
He's supposed to follow his lover's footsteps,
without that, the concept's gotta go,
that's what you said.
Let's go as is.
With the shoes on?
Would that be okay?
For concept's sake?
It would look funny walking the beach in shoes.
She said funny
We'll use a stand-in for long shot, and just get close ups later.
Sir,
how do we find a stand-in here?
I don't care if it's a granny, just get one.
Who cares about the actor's height in commercials?
With or without heel insert, it's all same on the screen!
I'll just take my shoes off.
The zipper's busted.
I know we're neighbors, but this is too much.
He's a major star!
Jong-suk!
- Start the car! - Yes, sir!
- AD! - Yes?
- Prep to shoot in 10! - Yes, sir.
Concept's changed. Prep accordingly.
The concept's changed!
You're right, but only if you're the director.
Move it, move it!
Director's on set!
You friggin' snails! Move your asses!
Actor's on set!
There's always a girl like that in every set.
Where do they come from?
Get rid of that plain face. I can't concentrate with her here.
Paradise!
Action!
Good, very good!
Turn this way, turn, turn!
Sir, her legs are too long, freakishly long!
Dammit...
While he was becoming a 21st Century asshole,
my wrinkles and fat came and stayed.
- Mr. Lee. - Thank you.
We're ready to shoot!
We're ready to shoot, huh?
No time to read at all!
That's a wrap!
I even wore a suit...
How long will I live like this?
?? Ocean!
?? Loneliness!
?? Ocean, seagulls!
?? A minor.
Where's everyone?!
Who told you to fall asleep?! Find a way!
Various solution manuals on sale
Picking on your employees, Irritating your boss.
Who buys these things?
Fooling around at work.
You don't have a clue what you need.
Is there a bus to Seoul from here?
At this hour?
A convenience store?
Seriously?
You've surrendered yourself to men, completely.
- Life's tough, isn't it? - What?
Did you know YJ Group's chairwoman Kim
was a terribly plain woman?
Remember Ms. Hong's scandal?
It's all thanks to this!
'How To Use guys with Secrete Tips'
Why'd those women ever need that?
Beauty alone isn't worth a damn.
Behind her are wonderful stylists.
Forget it.
Basic 1, 2, 3/ How To Use guys with Secrete Tips 1
Their careers are taking off, but not yours.
You still live to your hardest,
but window of opportunity closed a decade ago.
No matter how much this world changes,
half of it is still men.
Forget the pointless rat race, this video will show you,
how to use men intelligently.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
And this illustrated book as a gift.
This book will do something amazing.
Take care.
You're a beautiful pearl stuck in seafood soup.
$500... I'm an insane.
WARNING
This video contains material that are strictly...
I am Dr. Swarlski.
Israeli citizenship, vice chairman of Association of Women's Progression,
Stanford Psychology degree, MITPhysics Masters degree
I know it hasn't been easy.
With this video,
you'll discover the life you've always dreamed of.
Everything depends on how much you follow my instructions.
Basic technique
Showing your existence
It's crucial to train men before using them.
First, make eye contact with your propduct.
Stay on him for 3~5 seconds.
Show your front teeth,
smile.
Repeat after me.
Look!
Hold!
Smile!
When you smile, he'll automatically adjust to you.
Totally insane.
Casual touch
Casual touch in ordinary situation,
accentuates intimacy by creating awareness.
These are men's reactive spots.
There, there, there, there, there!
If men still do not react,
use the final move!
Shall we try it together?
Unbutton the top, one, two, open!
Wait!
Do you think this is corny and obvious?
- Yes! - Is that so?
Nothing new here.
Do you always make excuse for yourself?
Because you're afraid it might fail.
Will you always blame the world while others march on?
Pride?
Perhaps inferiority complex.
Taxi!
Repeat after me.
Look!
Hold!
Smile!
Yo Bona, I need the source data.
Data manager has it.
Some got corrupted, I need the original.
How the hell does he...
What's up with you?
- Your name? - It's Yu Doo-young.
- Yu Doo-young? - Yes.
Sorry!
What is she...
Taxi! Taxi!
I'm sorry.
Nice!
I'll erase...
Or here...
- Your name was Yu... - Doo-young
Ms. Yu. Pretty name.
Where, where?!
Where is it?!
Spot the difference
Reshoot?
I'm so dumbfounded.
Get out.
No need to stress yourself out.
Just empty your mind.
Listen
Men have an organ called Adam's apple.
Observe as it moves,
come on, do it,
and pass the time.
If not, just look at the pattern on his tie,
or look at his specific part and imagine,
then the moment will pass in no time.
You ruined my fucking reputation!
You bitch!
You guys are killing me here!
It's absol...
Let him blow off steam and wait till he's exhausted.
Apologetic expression It's all my fault.
I was so scared...
No bus or motel nearby that night.
I was so scared for my life that,
I can't remember where I lost my bag.
I'm so sorry...
Did you just apologize?
Why didn't you look after her?
It's not his fault.
He wanted to turn the bus around but I said no.
It's all...
Yeah.
Call the crew and get ready for reshoot.
Okay.
But!
You're responsible for having Lee back.
?? A minor, E minor.
?? A minor.
Confidence starts with right attire and posture.
Stare at one spot and walk
Hello, Mr. Jin.
We're like real neighbors now.
Always show interests to all men, no matter who they are.
Let's start with basic compliments.
You look great today.
It's hard to pull off sweat pants and slipper combo.
Very chic.
Oh yeah?
Well, you look great too.
Look of appreciation
By the way, is it true that there's a reshoot?
Yes.
I'm a fool
who sees only you
You're a fool
who doesn't get me.
I can get so emotional easily with him.
Please, please, please!
I can't bare to look at myself!
Can't you just leave me alone?!
Huh?
Red zone
Speak softly and make him come closer.
Take one firm step towards your target.
Red zone.
1 m diameter circle.
He'll be uneasy and wonder what the deal is.
'Does she like me? ', he'll delude himself.
As a test, look at the person next to you.
Try it yourself!
He looks handsome up close, doesn't he?
Whisper in his left ear.
I have something to tell you.
What are you doing?
Red zone fail Fail!
Sofa's making weird sound.
I wanted to apologize.
For making weird sound? What do you mean?
I wanted to apologize for the other day.
I was having a bad day.
My sofa doesn't fart.
If I offended you, I'm sorry.
At least you realize that, Why, a reshoot or something?
Yes.
You knew?
Are you kidding? Just an AD comes and tells me this?
Do I look like a chump?
Tell the director to come himself.
He's...
I'm sorry, honestly...
I can tell.
Only when you need something, right?
You need to be consistent.
This isn't you.
Things you do to make a living.
I said I'm...
Fine, forget it, you nincompoop!
I was picked on for 5 years from...
I'm sorry, I'll let him know.
Dammit...
Go home, and rest, for good.
Bingo!
I'm so good!
Bingo!
Very good.
Bingo! I'm a pro at this!
Not too many people like this.
Is the concept still the same?
Huh?
Bingo!
You said it's a reshoot.
Oh yeah, you're fired.
It's not your concern anymore?
Of course it is! It is!
Bingo!
Can't you see I'm working?
Gonna keep the same concept?
It's a reshoot anyway.
You said it's important.
The model, we got a petit and cute new model.
Call when the date is fixed
Okay!
I wasn't gonna say it, but that dress is faux pas.
Try something casual.
You know, I'm a fashionista.
Fashion terrorist Lee Seung-jae
His sudden change of heart may confuse you.
Men are competitive creatures!
- Hello, - Yeah, yeah.
That's not it!
Much better.
Afternoon, Mr. Lee.
This is the model.
You look different today.
Isn't it nice to do as I say, right?
Bona! It's a disaster!
Director and AD got into an accident!
They're not dead though.
Bring the rest!
Bona, grip team's packing up!
Lighting's leaving!
Lee's leaving too!
Everyone stop!
My puppy's squished!
We'II... shoot!
We're shooting!
How, without the director?
- I'll do it... - You?
You're gonna lead yourself?
Why not?
Who'll direct?
With your cooperation,
I'll lead this shoot.
So who's gonna direct?
She just said she will.
You're a second AD.
You can't possibly...
Pack up the gear!
But the best DP in the biz is right here to shoot.
Alright, have a good shoot!
Let's go.
Everyone's here for you!
This commercial won't work without best actor of
the century, Lee Seung-jae.
you know that.
Mr. Jin!
You're the best manager give me a chance.
Cut.
Cut? What?
Was that a cut? Tell me if it is.
This is ridiculous.
I'm sorry, could we go once more?
Why?
We did enough already.
Um, sir.
Can we change the lens and flip the dolly?
Seung-jae's left profile looks better.
But there is not enough time
There's no time to flip over.
I saw you doing it during rehearsal, so...
How about I change my blocking?
I can walk backwards, let's do that.
From the left side?
Let's do that then.
Cut!
- Once more. - Okay.
Cut!
Okay?
Cut!
That's a wrap!
- Good work! - Great job!
It's all about concept, I guess
It's night and day!
Much better.
I thought this was more fitting.
Oh yeah, how's your film prep going?
The blockbuster?
We're going through the potential director list now.
What, dammit!
Manbok, you bitch, hold still.
It's not the right time.
That blockbuster, is that a sure thing?
We just gotta ink the contract!
It's a done deal, trust me.
Waiting for the perfect time for the press
If this one goes well, you know, red carpet is nothing
you'll be in Hollywood, you hear me?!
By the way, I fetched another big commercial.
No more commercial.
- You said, an actor is all about image. - Sure!
- And image is commercial. - Sure!
And that's what I get?
The Manly Bed
Who starred in 3 straight bombs, and scaled down the office?
You've been called a rising star 5 years running.
Gas for this van isn't cheap,
turn off the AC, moron!
You told me to do them all!
Do me this favor.
I heard a top star will play opposite role in the ad.
Who?
It's...
You moron!
Oh Ji-hun's choice! It's not him, is it?
It is.
Constantine, almost squished again?
Oh Ji-hun, Oh Ji-hun, Oh Ji-hun... Oh Ji-hun
Lisom Ocean Castle
Good, very good, bravo, bravo!
You bastard, you still got it!
I thought you were gonna pull another avantgarde shit.
Very good!
You're too kind, sir.
I didn't do this alone.
It's all thanks to my crew and Lee Seung-jae.
Directing even after the accident, it's very noble.
I believe it's a director's fate to dedicate his life on the set.
Another crew member risked it all.
I got to witness Lee's hidden charisma all at once!
Good, good, bravo!
To the living legend Ryuk Bong-ah!
Director Ryuk! Director Ryuk!
Thank you for your effort.
I didn't know you had it in you.
Let's go have fun tonight!
Tired?
You just witnessed how a chance is given,
and taken away in a blink of an eye.
Two more tornadoes, please.
From here on...
I don't work here.
From...
Be quiet.
From here on, focus on one goal.
For your better future,
select the right man and use him towards that goal.
Success is within your grasp.
Go away! I don't work here!
Make it yourself!
MGBB SYSTEM
Short term relationship
ATM
Used items
Handsome and mild tempered,
smart and ambitious, as well as rich.
Do you want such a man?
He does not exist.
The definition of a perfect specimen is,
a multi-purpose man who meets 90% of the criteria.
This is so heavy.
Practice is the only way to find them.
Now, find your perfect man as a practice.
Take your pick!
Which one could it be?
Done?
Compare him to the man next to you.
What goal does your man serve?
Ocean! Castle!
Ocean!
Castle!
Ocean! Castle!
Ocean castle!
Alright, let's try it with exaggerate laughter.
Ocean, castle.
Ocean castle.
Okay, good, good.
You liked that?
It doesn't go with the visuals at all.
I've been working for 20 years, with over 50 hit ads.
It's all thanks to avoiding trends.
Let's do it in a tragic tone, very sad.
You said you liked it!
Do you even have a fixed concept?
Why does he talk so much?
I can read your lips.
It was a terrible day without you there.
I didn't do anything, it's all director Ryuk.
That's bothering you? The advertiser screening?
Let's drink in a positive mood.
Director Ryuk, that bastard...
In all honesty, what has he done?
It was us.
'Us'?
Come on, you can work elsewhere.
Who'll hire a 30-year old second AD?
You can try.
Look at me,
for 10 years I went around with my profile.
You do kinda look familiar now!
5 years ago? Didn't you audition for Hot Ramen?
I dunno!
Your dance was terrifying.
Don't you remember? One, two, three, four!
That was you?!
It wasn't me!
- It was great! - Nope, it wasn't me!
You looked so pitiful walking away.
'Please let him succeed,'
I remember praying.
Let's drink!
Can you drink more tonight?
All that work for naught if you get drunk.
Pace yourself.
Proper drinking technique
Prepare a shot, and a drink of the same color.
Grape juice for wine, water for vodka,
and barley tea for beer and whiskey.
Shut up!
Take the shot, but don't swallow,
then spit it out carefully in the other cup.
It's game over once you lose control!
Don't pass out!
You claimed you've never dated other celebs!
No, the bastard who stole my girlfriend was a celeb.
Born handsome, masters whatever he touches!
So I was determined to crush him from then on.
Someday, he'll kneel down before me!
It's your turn!
He asked me to go study abroad together,
so I lied to my parents and dropped out.
But he was dating a senior at the same time.
You quit school for him?
So you just look smart then.
That senior was a rich advertiser's daughter.
That's why you're in ads?
Maybe that's the problem.
So that's why you're giving it all.
To achieve success and shove it to his face.
Cheers!
- Let's drink! - Cheers!
Nice legs.
You could wear skirts.
&&&
Get a bigger bed, it's not a yoga mat.
Dammit.
Seriously, comere...
Go away!
Comere, here, here.
Consider yourself lucky! Asshole!
My shoe, you bastard!
Don't follow me!
You looked decent before.
Still decent.
What's this?
Aren't these Ryuk's stuff?
Feels like someone else's like this.
Why work so hard for someone else?
So many cool stuff here.
I used to have the exactly same one!
These are still around?
Does it work?
Coffee!
It's great!
Call me, let's get dinner...
Seung-jae and I
One night? Casually?
Supposed to call me, right?
A wedding once in a lifetime? Get a grip...
I'm the crazy one
But he said dinner
What to wear?
Turn up the volume.
Watch out!
Wow!
When did you start dating?
Who asked out first?
Huh? We started dating, last night?
I really don't know, my sweetie told you?
'Sweetie'?
Whoa, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have...
Big smile!
That's it.
Over here please.
I, uh, can't hear... what was the question?
This isn't easy work!
Yes! I'm Choi Bona!
Lee Seung-jae in a relationship Exclusive interview with girlfriend!
Hey, door's locked.
Stop! Open the door!
Planned and safe sex is the greatest weapon
in your arsenal.
But if you're watching this, you've made a grave mistake.
His passion burns hot from the get-go,
while she starts off carefully.
But post-coital,
their emotions change slowly but completely.
Result of spontaneous sex
Director Bona!
Have you eaten?
Been busy?
One sec, hello? Yeah, I can talk.
Okay, yup. The same place? Yeah.
Hold on a sec.
Dinner next time, okay?
Dinner next time
Scarce calls and texts
He used to call 20 times a day, but he suddenly stopped.
Did you sleep with him?
She's calling every 2 hours.
Did you sleep with her?
Bastards...
I'll destroy you!
I lose if I call first, I lose if I call first.
- But this is for work. - I said don't call.
- I can't not work. - Don't call him.
Drop that phone!
Yes, hello?
- Hello? - Who is this?
Hello?
You pervert!
What?
Don't over analyze,
or draw a conclusion.
Shrug it off.
Shit!
Trying to fix it makes the situation worse.
Not easy, right?
Then start over, like pulling the plug.
This wouldn't have happened if you just followed my instruction...
Shall we start over?
Reset
Gifts work better on men than women.
I thought this was exactly your style.
Thank you for the gift.
Sure thing, now you can stare at it all you want.
It was the most memorable gift I've ever received.
Very provocative.
What the, are you nuts?!
What's with you?
Hold on.
- Go away! - Wait.
Take this away! What are you doing?
Hold a minute.
Okay, okay, fine.
I won't do it.
Alright, I won't do it.
I'll stop! I got the message.
Which floor?
Seriously.
Are you okay? I'm just checking.
What's happening to me? I can't help myself!
- I apologize. - Forget it!
Blue balls
After the first sex, men mistakenly believe that the user is theirs.
And that sex can be had whenever they desire.
If sexual arousal is prolonged,
or unsatisfied, it will lead to temporary fluid congestion
in the testicles, and prostate.
This condition leads to acute testicular pain.
Even the smallest impact or movement will be painful.
When not treated, the testicles will swell,
and may even lead to death.
They become aggressive for their own survival.
Why are you doing this to me?
I don't get it.
Why are you so uncivilized?
Uncivilized?
You're the one who poked me first!
What do you mean?
You're something.
What's the meaning of that gift?
We're not like that.
So what exactly are we?
One-night stand partners?
What do you take me for?!
I'm Lee Seung-jae!
I know, and the almighty Lee Seung-jae was...
it was...
it wasn't bad.
It was kinda... meh.
MEH?
Meh Cookie.
Smells meh.
Tastes meh too.
Size's meh.
Meh? Meh? Meh?
Meh, meh? Meh!
When the doubt of his performance is planted, he loses his cool.
His level of lust will soar.
It's too early to conclude that he truly likes you.
Pheromone: created by Dr. Pheromone in 1628, triggers sexual arousal.
His sole purpose is quick recovery of his pride.
He's an animal.
Only possible through sex.
- Bye. - See you.
Hi.
You're not busy lately?
Did you spray gasoline?
So obvious?
It's the scent of my burning heart.
How about dinner?
The advertiser liked it, but wants more changes.
I gotta go yank the editors' chain now.
It'll be a long night.
They should do it themselves.
I'm getting worked up.
I'll get my car.
What the...
- Is that you? - No, it's not me.
Whoa, that smell!
Isn't that Lee Seung-jae?
I smell gasoline.
As if your texts were ignored, the look of injured pride,
no pride whatsoever.
You're waiting, the face of anxiety!
Getting ignored leads to rage!
Pure, unfiltered rage!
Now, that look of bitter desperation!
Desperate like a beggar!
Shift to the right a bit.
It's meh...
Why don't you stand up?
One sec.
Let's call it a day.
Director Choi Bona - Lisom Ocean Castle #201
Fishing, eh?
Get some drinks, alcohol's good too! :)
Dear Lord!
Kristal.
Are you nuts? What are you doing?
Kristal '83, the year of your birth.
Scorching hot that year.
This'll be fantastic!
What are you doing?
I came too early.
I was surprised too, but let's drink first.
They'll be here soon.
Who? Who's coming?
Drink this first.
You invited people?!
A get-together for the ADs.
You texted me to come here!
What are you...
Oh no, that was meant for my AD Sung-jae, not Seung-jae.
What the hell!
Bona!
Yeah, I'm getting dressed!
Food's getting cold!
- The balcony! - Okay, okay!
Shoes, shoes!
Open up!
Hey!
Is that gasoline smell? Open the window!
- What the hell? - It's so bad...
I think it smells worse here.
- You're right. - It stinks so bad!
Let's go back in.
Oh no!
Can you climb up?
Go back in.
Don't worry about me.
What'll you do?
This is for you.
Oh my godness... Power! Power!
Look, he's naked!
Go away!
Top star Lee Seung-jae, nude drive fetish?
Cheers!
Reset complete.
Close your eyes and think about your happy future.
Hypnotize yourself.
I am special.
I am special!
I'm special, special.
Scaling.
How to use many men at once
Taming.
Yes?
Is this director Choi Bona?
I'm head of Hill & Davis, Song Yun.
I wanted to offer you the chance to direct our next ad.
What?
Advance Technique
I was raising a monster...
How could you do this to me?
How dare you steal my job? I took care of you!
It's my chance to use everything you taught me.
With your help, I'll do my best.
I'm so happy for you, congratulations!
If not me, then who'd help you?
Do your best.
Thank you.
Take care.
A friend of mine got drunk and slept with a girl.
But he can't help himself.
He keeps thinking about her.
She must be really good at it.
Come on, this is public space.
You got a one-track mind.
- Or really hot. - She's one of a kind.
I had this one of a kind gal too,
masculine and androgynous.
He really was a man, I saw him shave.
This is your moment.
Getting caught naked,
get your priorities straight!
I'm talking about my friend!
Bullshit.
You might lose this role.
An actor only has his image!
It's not an avantgarde hairstyle!
Get 3 more heel inserts.
Just take my high heel!
See you!
I've been analyzing my character and thought about it.
He'd be better with espresso, and me with latte.
People often tell me that I'm sweet and fun.
Most people'd pick caf? latte over espresso.
You too, probably.
I don't like sweets, easy to get sick of it.
I'm espresso kinda guy, very stylish.
What's up?
What's with you and director Choi?
We're very professional.
You sure, dawg?
Nothing more?
So hot...
Cut! Okay!
We'll use that take.
- Director. - Director!
That angle was...
Great job! That was great!
- Here, take this. - Thank you.
If you call, I'll be there, any time, any place.
I'll hook you up.
- Seriously? - Of course.
I'll introduce you to the suits.
- Okay. - Promise.
Here.
This ad will be great.
It's all thanks to you, Ji-hun.
Hot! You got me coffee?!
I've been drinking it all day!
Can't you see the shake?!
Great work everyone!
I'm buying dinner!
Oh Ji-hun! Oh Ji-hun!
Then drinks are on me!
Lee Seung-jae! Lee Seung-jae!
Get naked! Lee Seung-jae!
Jong-suk, get some ice cold beer!
How many should I get?
- Just yours. - One bottle.
Just get in.
Come on, get in.
- Take him home. - Bye!
- Stay up! - Go!
- I love you, love you! - Good work today!
You look sober.
Get in.
- I'm okay, I'll take a cab. - I'm not fine!
Drive me, Jong-suk's drunk.
Arrived at the destination
Call yourself an actor? I know you're awake.
Where are we?
I followed the GPS and it's my house, care to explain?
Is this a new ploy? It's too obvious.
Sorry.
Should've went with it, sorry for the lack of foresight.
Let's just say I drove you home.
He's only after sex to regain his pride!
Don't let emotion cloud your judgment!
Get a temp driver.
You must be exhausted from all that flirting.
Why do you care if I flirt, smile, or cry?
Men think the girls who smile at them must like them.
That was my plan.
Oh Ji-hun's so hot.
Good night.
Stop right there, woman!
- 'Woman'? - Yeah, what do you take me for?
Aren't you Lee Seung-jae? It's him!
No, I'm not, but I get that a lot.
You must be really drunk.
Want my autograph? Wait for me!
Don't piss me off.
Don't laugh!
Don't!
Go sit.
Okay.
Want an omelet?
Huh?
Do you like omelet?
Why didn't I think of it sooner? I'll make you one.
Where's cooking oil?
In the cabinet there.
Right temperature is the key.
Don't be shocked.
It's one of a kind.
Specially made for director Choi.
Flip the page.
Find Bona.
I made it myself, despite my hectic schedule.
It was so difficult finding her.
Don't kid around.
I'm not, this is for real.
I can only think of her lately.
Weird, huh?
I can't concentrate because of her.
Why all of sudden?
Are you moved?
In my eyes, you're on fire right now.
Holy cow! Fire!
It's on fire! Fire!
Hot, hot!
Fire! Blow it out!
Choi Bona!
Bona!
Bona, Bona!
What are you doing?!
Why the hell is he here?
I, Jo Seung-hwan, know your true feelings.
I wish we didn't mince words.
'How To Use Guys with Secret Tips'?
What a title...
I can't believe I've been ignoring you.
Darling!
Go home.
Look, hold, smile!
So corny!
I recommend the word 'meh'.
Shall we use this word to provoke his emotions?
I want us to be honest with each other.
Ah-reum's waiting.
Your daughter!
I'll call your wife to pick you up.
Instinctively, he'll tell you his past or weaknesses.
It's a great chance.
Keep pouring his drink, just keep going.
Mix it, stir it, get him piss drunk.
Use him to your advantage.
What goal does your man serve?
He had an urgent matter.
I'll get going.
The number you've dialed cannot be...
Evening everyone, it's Lee Seung-jae.
So hot...
Have you heard?
Lee's lover left him for Oh Ji-hun because he was on the rise.
I heard that's why Lee hates Oh's guts,
is that true?
How'd I know that?
You liar, it's all over the news.
Lee's in love with you, so he got you the coffee ad.
- Who said that? - Everyone.
The agency, for one thing, word travels fast.
I'm leaving.
Wow, what brings you here?
We need to talk.
Talk? About what?
- Bring some coffee. - Sure.
Have I asked you for a favor?
I heard everything, when did I...
I think you're gravely mistaken.
People act when they need something.
Small or big, we all got a goal.
Didn't the video tell you?
My goal was simple.
I thought you'd make me look good.
It wasn't a bad deal for you too.
Did you want more than your debut?
This style looks odd.
It's meh.
I'll make sure to add another polish to the ad.
Attitude (After use)
Conscious of those around you?
Do they own you?
You are the owner of your world.
What's up, director! It's Oh Ji-hun.
The best in this biz wants to meet you.
You gotta run with it, it's your chance!
Director Choi!
- Name... - Kim Jae-hee.
Jae-hee?
You're in the major league now.
It's on a whole new level.
There're other more qualified directors, but why...
Time's changed, but the same few people are in charge.
Does our history still bother you?
It's just history.
We're on the same side now, let's bury the hatchet.
It'll be great.
Sorry.
Oh Ji-hun caught with a mysterious woman.
It's a scandal!
Isn't this Choi Bona? It's her.
The award show's just around the corner, what a timing.
It's the studio.
Yes, sir!
Of course.
What?
Do you piss gasoline? Turn the van off!
You got Oh Ji-hun to headline it?
What brings you...
The rumors are flying high.
You're more famous than I.
You're unstoppable.
Lend me that video.
What are you saying?
As if I wasn't enough, and now Oh Ji-hun too?
With him as your lover, you'll go very far.
Did the video tell you to?
You...
are despicable.
If I was a man, people'd say I got here with my talent.
I made my debut thanks to Lee Seung-jae,
got a major account thanks to Oh Ji-hun,
I'm the bitch who sucked two men's souls...
Why am I a plaything in the video? Why play with my emotions?
If it wasn't for it, you'd still treat me as if invisible!
No one'd acknowledge me, I'd be in the corner...
I got a meeting tomorrow, take care.
Did you sleep with him? Of course you did.
Yeah, use him, and make it big!
Be a huge star!
Fine, is that so important? For your pride?
Why did I do it? I was afraid I'd still be nobody.
You became famous and arrogant, but why not me?
Why do you care all of sudden?
Can make it if you try hard? Sure, I'll make it big.
I'm gonna go all the way!
At the very least, I honestly believed your words.
And I was honest to you.
Were you...
for real?
'Doing well', 'Good job',
are those so hard to say?
So did you sleep with him or not?
Did you?
You did.
You really did.
You did! You did!
Process is not important, it's all about the result.
Success is all you need.
They'll all envy you for having that talent.
Why, you want to love?
There is a way.
Obvious Dating Tricks This, it's the newest video, $500.
Or not.
This isn't magic.
2012 Paeksang Arts Awards
Best Actor - Film category
The competition is heating up!
Even I'm nervous. What about you?
I'm too.
Who'll be the winner?
It says right there, Oh Ji-hun.
And the winner is!
'Night Does Not Cry', Oh Ji-hun!
Congratulations!
Yes!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
What up dawg!
God, I love you!
Thank you, with all my heart.
As you may have seen in the media today,
I'll share this honor with my true love Yoon Ji-eun.
Son of a bitch!
What about Bona?!
Then what about Bona, son of a beach!
- What are you doing? - Bastard!
The next award is...
It's raining!
Did he stop holding the umbrella for you?
Did he stop spending money?
He doesn't hold your hand during the movie anymore?
Constant check is...
Happy future, success, don't get left behind.
Repeat after me.
Smile.
You'll make it too.
You are responsible for the usage of this video.
Commercials or films, you're about to lose it all.
When things cool down, we'll say it was to create buzz for that film.
Pure fiction.
But why did you do that?
You're not with Yoon.
She's taller than you.
Life's full of surprises.
Who'd know about us here?
The Shining Star of Asia Lee Seung-jae
Let's go pee.
But wasn't Bona dating Oh Ji-hun?
So he was playing with her?!
Shit!
I made some changes, just shoot it this way.
Trust me.
Cut! Cut!
Wait a minute, wait.
The dancers there, yeah.
I want 3 pairs out, it's too much.
- AD! AD! - Yes, sir!
Tell the DP, we'll go for the close-up right away.
Okay.
And explain the changes.
Okay, I got it.
These steps aren't very realistic, remove...
That's not the concept.
- Over here... - Wait.
Ji-hun, AD, let's take 5.
Okay boss!
Ms. Choi, a word?
Just stick with the storyboard.
We didn't hire you for your ideas.
So why does it have to be me?
A female director out of nowhere,
that alone will create buzz.
You haven't changed...
I was mistaken.
- After the shoot, please. - One comment!
Yes, thank you.
If you came here, you must be quite desperate.
Let me ask you one thing.
What's with you and Ji-eun?
We might break up over this.
I dunno who she is.
So why're you doing this to me?! Why, why, why!
Can't you take a hint? Nothing's changed!
Just shoot the way I want you to.
So many directors'd love to fill that chair.
Do you still hold something against me?
I'm paying you back in a big way,
don't take this so personally.
- What's with you? - Why did you do that to Bona?
Don't step on my shoes!
I don't know what you're saying!
The storyboard's changed!
Cut!
Very good, once more.
Bit faster.
One more time.
Ready?
Brian.
From now on, you only follow my direction.
I am running the show!
Finally!
Welcome back director.
I apologize.
- You okay? - For punching you...
I'm sorry
Seung-jae, are you okay?
I really mean it.
But apologize to Bona.
Who's Bona?
I don't expect sincerity, just put on a show.
Please, don't hurt her
You mean director Choi?
Oh my God.
There's nothing between us.
Oh my God!
Who said we were together?
Whatcha doing? There's press' out here.
I got you,
I'll take care of Ji-hun. Please don't cry.
I love you dawg!
Turn the lights off, shut it down.
Everyone out, shut it down!
Are you two really friends?
Best friend, he's my dawg!
Could you strike a friendly pose?
You think your talent got you here? Dream on!
Listen to me carefully!
Shoot as I tell you!
Got it?!
Who thinks she's doing a good job?
Huh?
Yo, unnecessarily harsh words, don't you think?
It's Lee Seung-jae, Lee Seung-jae!
This is not your concern, Mr. Lee.
What are you doing here?
This is your ex?
You and your messed up men.
They're watching, don't make a scene.
Let me handle this.
And let him toy you around?
'Toy'? I don't believe this.
Media's here, please leave.
Mr. Woo, I'm sorry.
It's my fault, let's shoot.
Choi Bona, this is all you got?
I, Lee Seung-jae,
endured everything for 10 years to get here.
But I ran around naked because of you,
and I punched a nation's top actor in live TV show.
My life? Totally messed up.
But,
but I'm just sorry.
For my big ego, for my showmanship.
for the misunderstanding I'm sorry.
Thank you and sorry.
I am...
a fool
who sees only you
You're a fool
who doesn't get me.
Really?
Dawg, great line.
Oh my God, he must be new lover.
Oh man...
I'm so moved, hold still.
Bravo!
So you were all up in arms because he had your back.
Climbing the showbiz ladder, huh?
If it was, should I be embarrassed?
At least,
I'm not a coward like you.
Your career will be over soon.
Don't talk to her that way!
Snap it! Take the picture!
Please, stop shooting!
Are you OK?
Don't push me, huh?
No more pictures!
Oh my God!
My dog, something's wrong.
My dog turned blue, what do I do?
Manbok!
Weird, how is this possible?
We're the only two left in the world.
I wish it was always like this.
That video, will you keep using it?
If you're gonna use it...
Are you okay?
There's really no one around.
If you're gonna use it, only use it on me.
Shuffle your feet.
Like this?
Forget it, close your eyes.
You finally found your perfect man.
Snow White was unconscious for 30 years.
And Sleeping Beauty slept for a century.
In any case, he's really into you.
Now, shall we use him the way he was intended for?
Ready?
Yeah, one sec...
- Can we do this? - Of course!
LEE Si-young, OH Jung-se
Directed by LEE Wonsuk